things that i've noticed

now that im 19 going on 20 ive learned a lot of very valuable lessons:

1) never blow dry your hair in the bathtub

2) when you slap a drawer on your fingers, removing your fingers would prove to be quite helpful

3) those little signs on the doors say "push" and "pull" for a reason. they're not there because the city didnt know what else to put on there

4) never tickle someone while they're drinking grape juice and you have a white shirt on...very bad combination

5) jello will turn back into a liquid if you put it in the microwave


And then of course there are some things that i still have no clue how they work

1) who closes the door when the bus driver leaves?

2) how long do they know to make the cord for the first bungee jump at a new place?


Ok so maybe there are only two of them. oh well. enjoy my wonderful words of wisdom.